the pie stop

"Yes, these crackles are made of synthetic goose and these giblets come from artificial squab and even these apples look fake - but at least they've got stars on them. I guess my point is, we'll eat tonight, and we'll eat together... So let's raise our boxes - to our survival."
-Mr. Fox, [Fantastic]



Weird Al Yankovic’s “Word Crimes,” a brilliant parody of Robin Thicke’s disgusting “Blurred Lines.”

I cannot stop laughing.